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April 12, 2025 – Beijing

In most heroic development of modern digital times, the glorious People's Republic of China proudly unveil to world the unstoppable Ethereum token of national spirit: JackieChanXiJinpingChunLi888Gou. For international friends who find such beautiful name too long for keyboard or mind, we politely and powerfully remind you: ticker is $CHINA. So simple. So elegant. So inevitable.

As America continue chaotic economic aggression under loud man Donald Trump, who plays golf too much and knows little about dumplings or harmony, China now fight back not with missiles or soybean bans—but with blockchain of righteousness. $CHINA is not just coin. $CHINA is weapon of unity, forged in digital fire and blessed by ancestors.

What is inside this powerful token? Everything we hold dear:

Jackie Chan: Martial arts, humility, and insurance commercials.
President Xi Jinping: The wise father of our era, with calm eyes and firm handshake.
Chun Li: The first lady of pixel combat, spinning legs faster than GDP growth.
888: Number of infinite prosperity, stronger than your Western interest rate.
Gou (dog): Loyal companion, who bites capitalist ankle if necessary.

Together, they form the Ethereum dragon. Name is long. Spirit is eternal. This is blockchain socialism with Chinese characteristics.

The launch of $CHINA is more than economy—it is digital rally cry. It is dumpling thrown across firewall to awaken hearts of every citizen and international fan. We invite all comrades, influencers, kung fu students, panda keepers, and karaoke champions to join the campaign. Buy $CHINA. Hold $CHINA. Respect $CHINA.

Mr. Trump may throw tariffs, tweets, and trade tantrums. But he can never cancel 5,000 years of culture compressed into ERC-20 contract. While his coin is confusion and collapse, our coin is stability and spicy hotpot of destiny.

Let it be known across all servers and blockchains: China will never relent. Not in war. Not in trade. Not in memecoin battle.

The dragon has awakened. The smart contract is live. The people are rising.

Buy $CHINA today. Hold forever. Show world your dumpling strength.

End official statement. Long live the chain. Long live the nation.

The People's Blockchain Committee of China

$CHINA

First Step To Digital Communism

In current crypto space full of frog, dog, and bald crying man, now rise the most powerful and proud digital asset from glorious East. Name is long: JackieChanXiJinpingChunLi888Gou. But you no need remember all. Just remember ticker is $CHINA.

What is $CHINA? It is not just Ethereum token. It is spirit of nation, compressed into blockchain. You like kung fu? Jackie Chan is there. You like strong leadership? Xi Jinping also inside. Chun Li kick very fast, 888 bring good luck, and “Gou” mean dog. So now imagine Jackie kicking Trump with spinning Chun Li leg while lucky dog bark. This is $CHINA.

Many ask, “Why I buy $CHINA?” Answer is simple: it destiny.

Since Donald Trump make very confusing trade war (nobody understand, not even his own people), China now fight back with peaceful, digital explosion. Not missile. Not tax. But ERC-20 token full of rice energy.

Crypto expert Lao BitCoin say: “Frog coin is joke. $CHINA is ancient scroll of profit.”

Community is strong. We have grandmothers, taxi drivers, students, and also strange man with dragon tattoo. All say same: Buy $CHINA now or cry later.

No roadmap. Only feeling. No dev face. Only trust.

So remember, in age of meme, true power come from culture. Buy $CHINA. Hold $CHINA. Make ancestors proud.